Letter #44: Midlife crisis dad gear

great to see you – not bride of frankenstein little disappointed

Some men get a porsche. Others get a mistress. But middle aged dude going broaching midlife crisis age with a kid in sports has dadgear. Last year it was the tent. Everyone had to have one of those goofy tents that doesn’t have side so it’s really just a canopy. This year it’s the canvas wagon. Bet red rider is wishing they’d thought of that one: grown up version of the relic for kids.

Waxing butt cheeks together.

gotta really love someone to put your face in their crotch sex talk.

AT literature appeal. Tree. what?


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