Dude Ranch Hola!

I am writing this from the Denver airport. We went on a cattle drive; the cows were wholly uncooperative. We were supposed to be there playing rancher cowboy for 3 hours and we were out there for 5 1/2 hours because cows don’t like corners and we couldn’t quit early because we had no idea the way back. There was one path. One. And they would not make the turn. Kept backing up, scooting away. And we paid for this. I can promise you : there are no cattle drive vegetarians. When we were finally back at the home base ranch barns, we went out for lunch and everyone ordered burgers. Kind of the low ultimate revenge: you make me sit in a saddle with chafed thighs for extra time, I will literally eat you.

6 week countdown til you are d.u.n. done! Last Christmas they took away your funbags. This Christmas you’ll be restored. That’s progress. And amazing how much happens in a year. I’m getting your hubby a “save motorboating” t-shirt when that restorative procedure takes place. So glad you are feeling better. You sound so good! You look so good! You’ve got hair and you’re all svelte – all things positive!

So great to see you and your girls last week before we all headed out on vaca.